This might sound a little bit crazy, narcissistic, desperate and a lot of other mean words, but I have a 1st world problem. My stalwart laptop is tired of downloading hardcore donkey skat pornography and is not long for this world. I live on my laptop, and life without one is, simply, not tenable. While juggling this problem I proposed a question: Do the people I know want to know how I look with no hair?

So, the premise is simple: Like a charity sponsorship (except in this case the charity case is moi, an unemployed idiot with chronic depression) anyone who likes can pledge a small amount towards the cost of a new laptop. If the pledges reach a certain amount, then I will deliver. Otherwise your pledge is nullified- no handing over your money till you've seen my naked scalp, in which case you'll do the decent thing and pay up.

In the event that the amount pledged reaches the target sum, I will video myself being shaven and upload it onto youtube for you sick bastards to enjoy.
Maybe its a bit self involved to suggest people would pay for the privilege to know they contributed to me having my hair- nay my very identity- stripped from me, but I just thought it would be a jolly bit of fun if it all worked out.